Six Degrees of Bull$#!*
Wednesday, January 4th, 2006Was Jack Abramoff the linchpin of the Republican money machine? Dems and Repo’s alike tremble at the possibilities of association in a six-degrees from Jack paranoia game. NY Times quotes an un-named Democrat:
“We’re talking about people who have longstanding careers in Congress who took contributions from somebody who knew somebody who knew somebody who knew Jack Abramoff,” said a Democratic Congressional aide who insisted on anonymity so as not to drag his boss into the scandal. “Now they’re panicked. The hope is that this investigation will root out the wrongdoing without innocent people getting hit with the ricochet.”
Here’s a sample of the connections one can make: Tom DeLay, Ralph Reed, Grover G. Norquist, David H. Safavian, and who could forget Karl Rove. And that’s only the first tier!
Democrats, true to form and struggling for a clean image, trumpet Jack’s fall with holy abandon. Republicans mimick Alfred E. Neumann and shrug: “What Me Worry?” Given that the supreme court is being packed like sardines with like-minded scourges, they might be onto something. How could yet another indictment compare to the unholy troika of Iraq, Katrina, and the wholesaling of America to China?
Today’s Quote Of The Day in the Times blew up my bullshitometer:
“All of my remaining days, I will feel tremendous sadness and regret for my conduct and for what I have done.”
JACK A. ABRAMOFF, a Washington lobbyist, pleading guilty in a corruption case.
I’d be sorry for screwing up a consulting job that pays $750 and hour, too.