It’s Too Tight!
…Brown People are the enemy… All Muslims are terrorists… Buy more guns… I hear the will of Jesus… Defend our borders before the dark people destroy America… White Christians must defend themselves… AIDS is God’s retribution against Gays and Africans…. War is good… Iran has Weapons of Mass Destruction… Oil is our birthright…
So sorry: I can’t get this foil helmet off. These damn things are supposed to block the mind-wiping radio frequencies the government is broadcasting, but in fact, they amplify them. Is that a dirty trick, or what?