More Questions on the Viability of the Airline Plot
Thursday, August 17th, 2006The Plot sickens…
David Farber of interesting-people.org shares with the world another assessment of the implausibility of the airline terrorist plot. It seems Perry E. Metger has been studying his chemistry and share his insights with us ignoramuses who might be buying into the propaganda ministries fictions. As he bigins:
A disclaimer, I'm working entirely off of news reported by people who don't know the difference between soft drinks and nail polish remover, but the information I've seen has the taste of being real. As near as I can tell, it is claimed that the terrorists planned to make organic peroxides in situ on board an airplane and use them to destroy the plane.
This seems, at least given my initial examination of the idea, implausible.
He continues with a primer on basic chemistry as it pertains to the alleged liquid explosives, specifically how astronomically difficult it would be to produce inside a "jittery" airliner lav.
So, lets say you have your oxidizer mixture and now you are going to mix it with acetone. In a proper lab environment, that's not going to be *too* awful — your risk of dying horribly is significant but you could probably keep the whole thing reasonably under control — you can use dry ice to cool a bath to -78C, say, and do the reaction really slowly by adding the last reactant dropwise with an addition funnel. If you're mixing the stuff up in someone's bathtub, like the guys who bombed the London subways a year ago did, you can take some reasonable precautions to make sure that your reaction doesn't go wildly out of control, like using a lot of normal ice and being very, very, very careful and slow. You need to keep the stuff cool, and you need to be insanely meticulous, or you're going to be in a world of hurt.
So, we've covered in the lab and in the bathtub. On an airplane? On an airplane, the whole thing is ridiculous. You have nothing to cool the mixture with. You have nothing to control your mixing with. You can't take a day doing the work, either. You are probably locked in the tiny, shaking bathroom with very limited ventilation, and that isn' going to bode well for you living long enough to get your explosives manufactured. In short, it sounds, well, not like a very good idea.
If you choke from fumes, or if your explosives go off before you've got enough made to take out the airplane — say if you only have enough to shatter the mirror in the bathroom and spray yourself with one of the most evil oxidizers around — you aren't going to be famous as the martyr who killed hundreds of westerners. Your determination and willingness to die doesn't matter — you still need to get the job done.
His conclusion?
Anyway, from all of this, I conclude that either
1) The terrorists had a brilliant idea for how to combine oxidizer and a ketone or ether to make some sort of nasty organic peroxide explosive in situ that has escaped me so far. Perhaps that's true — I'm not omniscient and I have to confess that I've never tried making the stuff at all, let alone in an airplane bathroom.
2) The terrorists were smuggling on board pre-made organic peroxide explosives. Clearly, this is not a new threat at all — organic peroxide explosives have been used by terrorists for decades now. Smuggling them in a bottle is not an interesting new threat either — clearly if you can smuggle cocaine in a bottle you can smuggle acetone peroxide. I would hope we had means of looking for that already, though, see below for a comment on that.
3) The terrorists were phenomenally ill informed, or hadn't actually tried any of this out yet — perhaps what we are told was a "sophisticated plot" was a bunch of not very sophisticated people who had not gotten very far in testing their ideas out, or perhaps they were really really dumb and hadn't tried even a small scale experiment before going forward.
Finally, he can't help poke fun at all the Hollywood Hysterics involved in this bogus political stunt, by listing all the ways a reasonably smart person (himself, I presume) can think of to sabotage an in-flight movie. If it wasn't so serious a matter to commit pathological fraudulence of information for political gain, I would laugh.