Archive for March 27th, 2007

Chicago Spire? That Looks Like A…

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

A 3-D computer rendering of the Chicago Spire was unveiled Monday for the Grant Park Advisory Board, providing a magnificent viewing of a project that will create the tallest condominium building in the nation.

At 150 stories, the tower, created by architect Santiago Calatrava reportedly wowed the audience in its depiction of the proposed building that would rise above the Sears Tower by over five hundred feet. Over all, the design is breathtaking. With the gratis incorporation of a adjacent lot being made into a park as accompanist - a project neighbors have wanted for a decade - the plans will surely go forward.

The Chicago Tribune has the story with commentary. The video of sketches by Calatrava and narrated by Blair Kamin can be found here. As the photos provided by these sources are copy written, I will not post them here, but one glance and you may have the same response I did: It’s disturbingly phallic. Will people rename it the Chicago Dildo?

Of CEO’s and Kings

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

A friend and coworker once said to me, "I would like to see the government run like a business. That’s why I voted for Ross Perot both times." Well, I’m not sure that’s the answer to our problems, but the theory is interesting.

Then it hit me: That’s exactly what we’ve been experiencing these past few years. Remember the papers touting GWB as the "CEO president?" That claim remains in doubt, but we do have a CEO presidency. The questionable interpretations of Executive Power within this White House has precedence in the business world. Whether or not our Commander in Chief is a Chief Executive Officer notwithstanding, our VP is all business.

Unlike public servants, a corporate head can have closed meeting with influential players and make all decisions therein, fully expecting the workers to comply. Dick Cheney did that with his energy policy.

Unlike public servants, a CEO can act unilaterally provided he has the shareholders trust. The trust of employees is not considered. Acting as shareholders, the Republican majority in previous congresses did indeed trust the White House, rubber-stamping anything that came their way, even as the people’s trust diminished.

A CEO can fire people without much threat of retaliation. The test of whether an administration can act similarly is currently playing out in congressional hearings. Clearly, the administration believed it owned the right to do so.

A primary goal of any corporate leader is to ensure continued growth despite economic and market factors. The primary goal of this administration is to expand American influence globally.

A CEO must be aggressive in dealing with competition. Ruthlessness is rewarded.The degree of importance of this tenet is reflected in the language used to describe business tactics, such as "hostile takeover." Many phrases from corporate-speak are of militant origin.

In light of all this, it should be no surprise to find our corporate-styled administration embroiled in an endless struggle for dominance - not only on the global stage, but within its borders as well. It’s just business as usual.

Businesses, by necessity are pyramidal structures, managed top-down. In this aspect, they are not unlike Monarchies. In every company I’ve worked for (more than a few) There have been equivalencies to kings, princesses, counselors, chancellors, knights and knaves. Modernization has done little to change this basic organizational structure beyond giving the various players new titles. Businesses are, in fact, tiny kingdoms. Scott Adams illustrates this best.

Whereas businesses are monarchies, and our current presidency is being run like a business, there should be no surprise that detractors are increasingly replacing "CEO President" with "King George."  It doesn’t help matters when the White House issues proclamations like this one. Yesterday, Tony Snow fielded questions about the US Attorney scandal and Bush’s subsequent reluctance to allows officials to testify under oath:

"There are — in this particular case, the Department of Justice — the Congress does have legitimate oversight responsibility for the Department of Justice. It created the Department of Justice. It does not have constitutional oversight responsibility over the White House, which is why by our reaching out, we’re doing something that we’re not compelled to do by the Constitution, but we think common sense suggests that we ought to get the whole story out, which is what we’re doing."

In a monarchy and in a business, that would be true. The US government, however, is neither. At least, at the time of writing this.

Austrailian David Hicks Pleads Guilty!

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Well that proves it. He says he’s guilty then he must be. This proves that Gitmo is relevant as a tool for finding terrorists, that it should stay open indefinitely. This proves that the president was right all along, and that we should stay the course. Right?

Except for a few minor details:

One of his Australian lawyers, David McLeod, had said on Sunday that Hicks was convinced he will not get a fair trial. "He expected that he would be convicted even if he defends the charges," McLeod told reporters on Sunday. Hicks has said he was sodomized, beaten, and subject to forced injections while in U.S. custody, allegations the military calls untrue and nonsense.

"He’s really changed a lot in three years," said (his father, Terrence) Hicks, who had last seen his son at the 2004 hearing.

No shit. The last guy to get released after years of Guantanamo incarceration suffers severe mental disorders. And he was found innocent. It seems that after three years of US hospitality, Mr. Hicks will say anything to be back home, even if home will be another prison. It can’t get much worse that what he’s already endured.